As someone who has spent far more time chasing turkeys than killing them, I’m confident that I’m the person to tell you why you suck at turkey hunting. 1.There aren’t any turkey here, idiot. In some parts of Indiana you will hear a big uproar from hunters that we are one bird state. They could kill three birds easy, every year, if the state would raise the bag limit. Bully for you, great killer man. The truth of the matter is that while the Indiana turkey population is as healthy as it has been since the first Grover Cleveland administration, there are still sizeable chunks of Indiana where you could sit and call for the duration of the season and not here for the first gobble or cluck. It’s a swiss cheese population, in many cases even within the same county.